Androgenic Alopecia Phobia
Happy Pride (a Month Late)
I like dating men with long hair,
Their entire look just says “I don’t care”
And they always have a broody, lusting stare,
To flirt with them, I drink, laugh, and swear
Bat my eyes and say, “kiss me, if you dare”
Their wives always look at me and glair
Babe, trust me - I’m worth the affair.
I like dating men with locks that are chocolatey brown,
Worn all tousled and soft upon their crown,
They are always so serious, pouting with a frown,
Too tired and broke to take me on the town,
“My darling, why are you always so down?”
I love to make them laugh, their personal clown
But too much time with them and I feel like I’m about to drown
I like dating men with long, luscious brown curls,
Because it’s like I’m kissing emotionally unavailable girls.
Oh, get over it and stop clutching your pearls.